bimbosofficial:

turnaboutprince:

most arguments abt fanfiction on this website could be solved if both parties just read better books and fanfiction. “published books dont have queer rep or happy endings!” untrue, read better books. “fanfiction is just boring repetitive smut!” untrue, read better fanfiction

bramstokersdracula:

bramstokersdracula:

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

baaulp:

Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.

tumbwr:

evalkyrie:

boss:

the day i decided to start talking to people i wanted to talk to is the day i started making tons of really really cool friends really quickly.

make that day today if you can. be polite but be excited!

bowserwife:

Ok but have u actually ever tried saying “aaaaaaa omp~” when u take a bite of a burger? Because it makes it taste better.

koideres:

guy who keeps trying to make u wanna kill him bc he finds your bloodlust hot

stjohnstarling:

barrydennen:

stjohnstarling:

↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

how did it taste?

How did what taste?

allmemes:

phoenixgreen:

legacy

beaniewinnie96:

Boys and girls of every age 🍂🎃